U.S. — Citizens in the most obese, unhealthy country on the face of the planet have expressed concern that new Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. might try to do a few things differently.With seventy-five percent of the adult population now overweight or obese, government officials expressed deep reservations about doing anything differently whatsoever. Thousands of employees within Health and Human Services have even threatened to quit if the new Secretary tries to get the country to change direction in some way.
Team Red and Team Blue offer their analysis and plan of action in this post-election press conference.
Team Red and Team Blue are here to talk about Election 2024...and Arnold Palmer's manhood.
This series is monthly, which means the next one was scheduled to drop on October 1. But the first 19 days of September have produced so much absurdity that we have to go a little early this time around to avoid being swamped.
Civil liberties take a back seat on the big stage.Parody of Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber's "I Don't Care" written by Remy; performed by Remy; mastering and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom.
Parody of Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber's "I Don't Care"
Harvard's endowment grows faster than its annual tuition costs every year. It literally has enough money to cover the tuition for every student, forever, without any financial assistance from taxpayers. So why are we taking tax dollars away from the 99 percent of Americans who never went to an Ivy League college and giving it to the incubation chamber of tomorrow's trust fund tycoons?
Why are politicians focused on TikTok bans when the national debt is about to sink the country?
"As President, the buck stops with me, pause for dramatic effect. Earlier, I read the wrong words in the teleprompter, don't say telecommuter or helicopter. I apologize for my latest teleprompter gaffe, end apology."
Republican and Democrat coaches take questions from the press.
Google's new image generation software Gemini is facing criticism after thousands of users noticed the AI refused to depict white males in any of its images. Users were relieved, however, when they were finally able to convince the AI to draw a white man by prompting it to generate a picture of Justice Clarence Thomas.
