Marshall Sutherland

Sun, 31 Dec 2023 13:03:04 -0500

dwatney@hub.farthinghalearms.com

Dave Barry Year in Review: 2023 was the year that AI and pickleball came for humanity

It was a year of reckoning, a year in which humanity finally began to understand that it faces an existential threat, a threat unlike any we have ever faced before, a threat that will wreak havoc on our fragile planet if we fail to stop it — and it may already be too late.

We are referring, of course, to pickleball.

#humor

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Mon, 30 Oct 2023 12:40:52 -0400

Marshall Sutherland

dwatney@hub.farthinghalearms.com

Halloween on Capitol Hill
by ReasonTV on YouTube#video #politics #humor

video politics humor

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 20:29:27 -0400

Marshall Sutherland

dwatney@hub.farthinghalearms.com

Remy: Look What You Made Me Do (Taylor Swift Parody)
by ReasonTV on YouTube

Lawmakers find culprits for the recent uptick in theft—the victims.

#video #humor

video humor

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 17:55:48 -0400

Marshall Sutherland

dwatney@hub.farthinghalearms.com

Future Headline: Kamala eliminated from “America’s Next Top Leader” Episode 1

September 29, 2027: Kamala eliminated from “America’s Next Top Leader” Episode 1

Late last year, the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD)— the non-profit group that has governed televised debates among US Presidential candidates since 1987— announced groundbreaking changes to its traditional debate format.

The Commission’s Executive Director stated back in December 2026 that it was time for presidential debates to “keep up with America’s rapidly evolving culture and values, and the way we engage in political discourse.”

And that’s why, the CPD’s Executive Director said, “starting with the 2028 election cycle, the Commission will replace the traditional debate format with a new reality show called America’s Next Top Leader.”

#politics #humor

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Sat, 30 Sep 2023 09:01:26 -0400

Alexandre Hannud Abdo

aleabdo@hubzilla.com.br

I only realized this was a joke when I saw "2026". 😅

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 18:29:39 -0400

Marshall Sutherland

dwatney@hub.farthinghalearms.com

Remy: Rich Men North of Richmond (Federal Employee Version)
by ReasonTV on YouTube

Life in D.C. isn't all sunshine and Fudge Rounds.

Parody of Oliver Anthony's "Rich Men North of Richmond" written and performed by Remy.

#video #humor

video humor

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 12:51:36 -0400

Marshall Sutherland

dwatney@hub.farthinghalearms.com

Congress is too old
by ReasonTV on YouTube

Federal Senior Living & Hospice: where your final years are active, dignified, and pretty much permanent.

Nestled in the heart of the nation's capital, Federal Senior Living & Hospice offers every resident a fully independent lifestyle. With a staff of over 2 million spread across hundreds of agencies, you're free to abdicate your constitutional responsibilities to highly incentivized lobbyists, career bureaucrats, and college interns.

Our members enjoy perks that your constituents can only dream of, including voting privileges, custom transportation, teleprompters, handrails, generous compensation packages, speechwriters, hordes of lobbyists, countless opportunities for graft and nepotism, and an annual taxpayer-funded allowance of more than $1 million.

Take advantage of our luxurious on-site amenities, like restaurants, pools, gyms, members-only elevators, and substantially weakened insider trading restrictions.

Or maybe you'd just like to relax and unwind in your personal furnished living area away from constituents, microphones, and the uncomfortable truth surrounding your voting record and declining cognitive abilities.

There's no reason to worry about continuity of care, as we carefully gerrymander your district, guaranteeing you'll have a home here for perpetuity. We strive to give our residents the freedom to enact policies that will benefit their own generation for decades to come.

Some of our residents may become disoriented, confused, forgetful, or even completely out of touch with the world. At Federal Senior Living & Hospice, we honestly don't give a damn. If you have a pulse, you have a vote. What better way to spend your twilight years than dictating regulation for highly technical, cutting-edge, billion-dollar industries that affect the lives of millions?

#video #politics #humor

video politics humor

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 12:46:34 -0400

Marshall Sutherland

dwatney@hub.farthinghalearms.com

Great Moments in Unintended Consequences: Bird Nets, CA Prop 65, & Carbon Credit Loophole (Vol. 12)
by ReasonTV on YouTube#unintended_consequences #video #humor

unintended consequences video humor

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 12:56:37 -0400

Marshall Sutherland

dwatney@hub.farthinghalearms.com

Fun With Names! Feat: Florida
by Ben Brainard on YouTube#Florida #humor #video

Florida humor video

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 18:08:07 -0400

Marshall Sutherland

dwatney@hub.farthinghalearms.com

Remy: Cold Dead Hands
by ReasonTV on YouTube#video #humor

video humor

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 19:18:39 -0400

Marshall Sutherland

dwatney@hub.farthinghalearms.com

Excerpt from a longer interview.
Kat Timpf: In defense of comedy and free speech
by ReasonTV on YouTube

Today's guest is the "Gutfeld!" show and Fox News contributor Kat Timpf, whose new book, "You Can't Joke About That: Why Everything Is Funny, Nothing Is Sacred, and We're All In This Together," is a massive bestseller. It's also a full-throated defense of free speech and a compelling argument for humor as the best possible coping mechanism.

#video #free_speech #humor #cancel_culture

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